Humor

Bridge’r Tunnel03.21 by Tara Altebrando
Conversation with My Therapist...03.21 by Brad Snyder
What I Assume Emojis Mean to Gen Z03.21 by Keith Rubin
A Logical Mansplanation03.21 by Elisa Zuritsky
Guided Meditation for Sloths03.21 by Karen Lurie
Saxy Time with Kenny G: Board Game Review03.21 by Rachel Marsh
A Memo from Trey, Your CEO/Founder, Regarding Zoom Meetings in 202102.21 by Karen Lurie
7 Things I’m Doing to Survive the Grape-Nuts Shortage02.21 by Felicia Scarangello
Undeniably Gay Enough to be Elected President of the United States02.21 by Michael Vincent Mangano
Other Accused Criminals Try Out Trump’s Impeachment Defenses02.21 by Keith Rubin
9 Year-Old Boy Feels Reaction is Justified02.21 by Chris Carrera
Florida is Love, Tom Brady02.21 by Jeremiah Granden
I’m Finally Ready for Fatherhood01.21 by Rachel Marsh
Open Letter from an Introverted Germaphobe01.21 by Lisa Feldsher
The Art of Overthinking: Traffic Signs01.21 by J.E. Mayers
First Lines of 13 New Yorker Stories Killed in the Pandemic01.21 by Tara Altebrando
Today’s Acronyms01.21 by Elisa Zuritsky
Quiz: Menopause or Pandemic?01.21 by Elizabeth Wildman
Thank You for Calling the COVID Customer Care Hotline01.21 by Brad Snyder
Quiz: Reflections on 2020 or the TV Show Lost?01.21 by K.E. Flann
An Abbreviated List of Other Things Tom Cruise Will Yell at You For12.20 by Keith Rubin
Classic Holiday Movies, Updated for 202012.20 by Keith Rubin
Letter to a Close Friend’s Therapist12.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Directions to Christopher Nolan’s BBQ12.20 by Kevin Lawson
You Can’t Handle the Truth12.20 by Michael Patrick King
Trump & Punishment12.20 by Dan Rottenberg
I Am Not A Robot12.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Just a Few Things Your Child Will Need for Today’s Classes11.20 by Jeremy Blachman
Welcome to Our Zoom Thanksgiving Dinner!11.20 by Erin Maher
13 year-old Me’s Grievances for 42 year-old Me11.20 by Dana Storino
Couple of Hostages11.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Pre-Election Guided Meditation™11.20 by Ben Rubin, Julie Rottenberg and Thelma and Roscoe Rubin-Rottenberg
10 COVID-Related Habits I May Not Break Even After it Ends11.20 by Karen Huh
Divorce Rates Climb as White Women Realize They’re Married to White Men10.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Autumnal Chicken Recipe10.20 by Michael Venutolo-Mantovani
Hybrid-Marriage Update10.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Dr. Erikson Jungfreud’s Wrong Number10.20 by Bett Willett
Washington v. Tyrant10.20 by Paul Greenberg
Hillary’s Emails! Revealed!10.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
The Crafting Gunman’s Creed10.20 by Amanda Bloom
Ode to Effing Flannel10.20 by Dana Storino
Get Well Card for Donald Trump10.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Network Notes on The Trump Presidency (“October Surprise” episode)10.20 by Elisa Zuritsky and Julie Rottenberg
President’s Medical Records Released!10.20 by Ben Lesch
I’m the Trump Administration Coronavirus Czar10.20 by Keith Rubin
What Do You See?10.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Should We Open Our Marriage?09.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
All Bow Down to Peppa09.20 by Joey Gutierrez
I Appreciate the Rejection!09.20 by Maxine Eisenberg
Hello, My Name is Quincy09.20 by Quincy
ON ADELE, BECAUSE IT’S SOMETHING SHE NEEDS TO KNOW09.20 by Eileen Heisler
Minutes of a Break-Up09.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Well, Stream This, STAN!09.20 by Michael Patrick King
How to Be Lost: A Style Guide09.20 by Teresa Lynn Hasan-Kerr
Ballpoint Pen Tech Support09.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Are You a ‘tennis person’?09.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Intermediate Catastrophic Thinking™08.20 by Ben Rubin
Dear WryGuy (new!)08.20 by Jon Moskowitz
The Conways! Final Family Therapy Session08.20 by Michael Patrick King
BREAKING: The Conways! Cancelled08.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Quiz: Which ‘Bi’ Are You?08.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Dear Family: I’ve Met Some People.08.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Passionate College Admissions Essay08.20 by Cornelia Blumpf
Dear WryGuy08.20 by Jon Moskowitz
Alternative COVID Cure (contains adult language)08.20 by Michael Venutolo-Mantovani
I'm a Strong, Confident Teapot08.20 by Jordan Call
Woman Drowns in School-Related Emails08.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Children, 10 and 11, Scarred by Mom's Haircut08.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
How to Name a Hurricane08.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
My Failed Rally to Keep Schools Closed07.20 by Jeremy Blachman
Child Labor Dos and Don'ts07.20 by Katharine Hill
United States of Springsteen07.20 by Michael Venutolo-Mantovani
Nice Karens I Know07.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Weekday Routine: Freelance Writer07.20 by Julie Kraut
Expatriation Form Letter07.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
1% Help Wanted07.20 by Katharine Hill
Network Notes on The Trump Presidency (current season)07.20 by Elisa Zuritsky and Julie Rottenberg
Adonai, Bless this Raw Bar07.20 by Adam Silberberg
Submissions Note07.20 by Editors
12 Hollywood Sequels07.20 by Michael Venutolo-Mantovani
OBITUARY: “No Worries!”07.20 by Elisa Zuritsky and Julie Rottenberg
Let’s Politicize...07.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Ptolemy’s 8th Birthday Party!07.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
What People Mean When They Reply: “SO FUN!”06.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Catastrophic Thinking™ Made Easy06.20 by Elisa Zuritsky and Julie Rottenberg
What’s for Dinner Party?06.20 by Zack Barowitz
Quiz: Which Ex to Sext?05.20 by Sarah Rosen
Survey Monkey: Trump’s Handling of the Coronavirus04.20 by Elisa Zuritsky
Kindergarten Commencement Address06.16 by Ptolemy Porter-Greenberg