Stage 1: This is nice. But can I be pull off a belted down coat?
Stage 2: Fuck it. I’m buying this belted down coat!
Stage 3: Hey, I bought a belted down coat. What do you think?
Stage 4: I can tell you’re not into it, but that makes me like my belted down coat even more.
Stage 5: How have I ever not owned a belted down coat? ❏
