TestH2Autumnal Chicken Recipe

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It was fall when I first had the chicken.  We had spent what seemed like all day in the car with mother, heading south through the winding hills of Jespersen County as the smoke from hearth-warming fires piped from the chimneys of the homes that dotted the local highways. The leaves were spare and sometimes […]

TestH2Alternative COVID Cure (contains adult language)

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Have scientists tried curing COVID-19 with some motherfucking James Gang? Dear Scientists,  It’s no secret that the stankin’ ass grooves of Joe Walsh’s legendary boogie rock outfit, James Gang, have known health benefits. Sufferers of ailments as wide-ranging as gout, emphysema, influenza, walker’s foot, jogger’s elbow, toothache, hair loss, DUI charges, dangerously low bank-account balance, […]

TestH2United States of Springsteen

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Every state has their own Bruce Springsteen: Someone who personifies (and thus garners the adulation) of their home turf, leading to people who are from those places to forever say, “Hey, you know______________ is from here, right?” at the slightest mention of their name. ALABAMA—Nick Saban ALASKA—Jewel ARIZONA—Linda Ronstadt ARKANSAS—Mary Steenburgen CALIFORNIA (Northern)—Steve Jobs CALIFORNIA […]

TestH212 Hollywood Sequels

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Just because Hollywood called “Cut!” on all film production doesn’t mean they plan to stop rehashing your favorite film franchises. Ever. Below is a list of sequels most likely to careen your way in the distant future. “Another Batman Again” “Contagion: The Documentary” “Zero Dark Thirty Two” “Knives Back In” “Ford vs. Ferrari vs. The […]