TestH2Conversation with My Therapist…

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…After I Catch Him Texting During My Session Me: You were texting when I was talking about the time, 33 years ago, that my father yelled at me for spilling the pitcher of Nestea during dinner. Therapist: How do you know I was texting? Me: Because you were doing the eyes-wide-open-to-show-you-I’m-paying-attention thing that everyone does when trying to […]

TestH2Thank You for Calling the COVID Customer Care Hotline

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Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. PRESS 1 if you have been taking your temperature every seven minutes and panicking if your thermometer’s reading is even a tenth of a degree above 98.6. PRESS 2 if you are experiencing a recurring nightmare in which you are in a crowded indoor setting […]