I Appreciate the Rejection!

Hello (I forget your name already),

Thanks for the deep, drawn-out consideration of me for the position. Even though it was ultimately a No because, as we all already knew, I was unqualified, you made me feel very special.

Please let me know if you have any openings in the future, as I am sure no one else will be snatching me up! Until then I will continue sitting in my childhood bedroom all day drinking La Croix cranberry and wondering how it feels to be employed.

Thanks again and enjoy working!


Maxine loves recycling, hot sauce, most beaches, and traveling when it is possible.


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