Let’s Politicize…

Now that wearing a face-mask has gone from public health measure to political statement, it’s only a matter of time before…

Walking Libtard. Why would you walk when you could drive/be driven?
Sneezing Snowflake. Can’t you take a little dust in your nostrils?
Saying “thank you”  Limousine liberal. You think you’re better than everyone else? Well you’re not. 
Wearing sunscreen Politically correct. And we’re tired of it. 
Stretching before exercise Brainwashed. Simple as that.
Washing your hands CNN-watcher. Can you stop feeding us this nonsense?
Showering Nanny State. You can’t tell me what to do. 
Eating salad Socialist. If you like Canada so much, why don’t you move there? 
Flossing Antifa. This is America, yo.
Blinking Deep State. Duh.
Dying Hoaxed. You’ll stop at nothing, will you?


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