TestH213 year-old Me’s Grievances for 42 year-old Me

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What do you mean I never saw New Kids on the Block in concert? Why are my bangs the same length as my hair?  By the way, why IS there no Salon Selectives hair spritz in this house? I thought we decided that once we got contacts,  glasses would never be worn outside of the […]

TestH2Ode to Effing Flannel

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You know what I can never have enough of? Flannel fucking shirts. They are fantastic, and I want all of them, like little kids want Pokémon. Gotta have ‘em all, and in every fucked up plaid combination. Can you mix pink, green and maroon? Sure, why not? It’s fucking flannel, anything goes. Flannel has no […]