TestH210 Things I Learned From Watching Every Episode of <em>Sister, Sister</em>

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I had never seen it before, but when I discovered that the twinsational 90’s sitcom was available on Netflix, I figured it could be a reasonably wholesome option for my daughter and a somewhat bearable one for me. Cut to two months and approximately 60 hours of my life later and while it’s true that I […]

TestH2Haikus on Partial Masking

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Just below your nose it loiters there uselesslyWhy even bother You’re flagrantly rudeand offensively stupidI want to hurt you From less than six feetwith nostrils fully displayedyou trigger my rage Walking right by menever thinking to lift itI’m wishing you pain A whimsical breezeThe muted scents of springtimeTrip! There is a God ❏ Lisa is a […]

TestH2Now You Want My Grape-Nuts?

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I’d been handling the utter implosion of life as we knew it reasonably well. Even though I had to give up some of my favorite things—like eating at the bar of a restaurant, basic cosmetic upkeep, friends in three dimensions—I tried to find the silver linings wherever possible. That is, until they took away my […]

TestH2Open Letter from an Introverted Germaphobe

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Dear Everyone, I’m finally vindicated! You used to look at me all judgy when I’d wipe down my seat, slather myself in antibacterial ointment and apply a plastic cover to the tray table located in the seat back in front of me on an airplane. You’d give me side-eye when I’d wear a rubber glove or use […]