Taylor Swift put out so much music over the past year, it really got me thinking….and then I couldn’t stop!
1. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine is there even one man left in the world to trash with a catchy hook?
2. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine that to give someone else a chance, the Billboard Hot 100 is now the Hot 1000.
3. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine how did she have to time to check on her elderly neighbors?
4. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine she could have at least given one to her one frenemy most in need of a hit, Katy Perry.
5. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine that Scooter Braun couldn’t even steal them fast enough.
6. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine that by now she and her magic pen must be a Love Story.
7. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine how did she find the time to wash her hands 34 times a day like the rest of us?
8. Taylor Swift recorded so many songs during quarantine that all those teardrops on her guitar must have ruined it by now.
9. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine that she needs to calm down, she’s being too loud and I’m just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, You need to just stop, like can we just not?
10. Taylor Swift wrote so many songs during quarantine that the Academy of Country Music hates her even more for all the attention she could have brought the genre if she hadn’t decided instead on world domination at her Sweet 16 party.
P.S. Love you Tay Tay, for reals! ❏
Tim Giordano is an attorney, author and speech professor based in Montclair, New Jersey, who figured out the world is a joke, so he started in comedy, to get put in charge of it all.
