Today’s Acronyms

PZP—Post-Zoom Paranoia

HSD—Home Squalor Disorder

IFO—Immediate Family Overexposure

AO—Alcoholic Obviously

MKASJ—My Kid’s a Screen Junkie

IMDP—I Miss Dinner Parties

SIFMF—Shit! I Forgot My Mask!

FFOD—Fucking Freezing Outdoor Dining

PIGBBM—Puppy is Great But Barks Too Much ❏


4 Responses

  1. So perfect. Why are we living in squalor when we basically never leave the house?

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