Hillary’s Emails! Revealed!

The secretary of state said he would make Hillary Clinton’s emails public, handing the president a weapon to attack his political foes as the attorney general resisted his overtures to prosecute them.–The New York Times, October 9, 2020

TO: Chelsea
FROM: Mom
RE: sorry, annoying

real quick—I tried what you told me to do on the computer and it’s still not working. What’s the difference between a router and a modem? love mom

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TO: Bill
FROM: Hill
RE: computer

the computer won’t turn on. this is from my blackberry. tried everything. 

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TO: Chelsea
FROM: MOM
RE: RE: sorry, annoying

i know you want me to text for time-sensitive stuff but I can’t remember how to copy and paste. so frustrated. Love, mom

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TO: Bill
FROM: Hill
RE: RE: computer

I TRIED UNPLUGGING AND PLUGGING IT FIVE TIMES!! STILL NOTHING!

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TO: Chelsea
FROM: Mom
RE: RE: RE: sorry, annoying 

honey please don’t be mad, I know you’re busy, I’m just having a tough time. Thanks for telling me I don’t have to sign my name to email. who knew? does marc have a minute to help me with this stuff? I love you.

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TO: Bill
FROM: Hill
RE: RE: RE: computer

Geez, I’m sorry!! I didn’t know using all caps meant I was screaming. Good news is, computer’s coming back to life, it’s doing that blinky thing. Fingers crossed. 

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TO: Chelsea, Huma
FROM: Mom
RE: RE: RE: RE: sorry, annoying

Just making sure you go that Rachel Ray recipe I sent. SO DELISH! (I know I’m screaming, it’s just THAT good.) You don’t have to write back, I know you’re busy, but when you have a minute could you send me a ping? I love you.

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TO: Bill 
FROM: Hill
RE: RE: RE: RE: computer

You don’t have to send the I.T. guy over. It’s working. Chili’s tonite? 

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TO: Chelsea
FROM: Mom
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: sorry, annoying

yipes, thanks for telling me Huma was on that one! How did that even happen? At least it was just a recipe. No pressure but call me when you have a moment!

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TO: Bill
FROM: Hill
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: computer

I love those funny little pictures on my iPhone! the fruits and vegetables were especially cute. you have to show me how to do that later. Pls pick up milk on the way home. 

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TO: Chelsea
FROM: Mom
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: sorry, annoying

I’m trying to buy a sweater dress from Eileen Fischer and they’re asking for my darn password again. your birthday isn’t working. Do you remember what my other password is???? Computers will be my downfall! ❏

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3 Responses

  1. If only this had come out before the election the whole world–at least everyone over a certain age–would have loooooved Hillary.

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