TestH2Network Notes on <em>The Trump Presidency</em> (“October Surprise” episode)

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PRIORITY: URGENTTO: The Trump Presidency Showrunners FROM: Casey, Rob, and Amy Hey, Guys—You know we always try to stay out of your creative choices for the show, and we’ve been eagerly awaiting your “October Surprise” episode, but this latest plot-twist took us all off-guard. Right now, we’re getting hammered by the President’s agent with questions: Is he being […]

TestH2What Do You See?

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Remember that internet dress that some people saw as blue and black, and others swore was white and gold? WryTimes just loves those tests, so we decided to do our own. When you look at the photo below, what do you see… A clever, appealing gazillionaire who says all the stuff I secretly think in […]

TestH2Yom Kippur Diary

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YOM KIPPUR OBSERVANCE 2019 (Wednesday, October 9) TIME ACTIVITY 9 AM Wake up. 9:30 Drink cup of coffee. 10:15 Go to synagogue. Reflect on my year. Vow to be a better person. 1 PM Come home. Make kugel. Pretend I’m not hungry. 3:00 Get the house ready for annual 50-person break-the-fast. Set up Russ & […]

TestH2Should We Open Our Marriage?

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My husband and I recently admitted to each other that we were feeling… curious. Are we happy? Yes. In fact, even as recently as last night, we looked each other in the eye at the exact same moment, to remark upon our profound happiness.  And yet, we still wonder what life would be like if […]

TestH2Minutes of a Break-Up

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ATTENDEES: Steve and TaraLOCATION: Savoy Lounge, 322 w. 41st St. TIME: 7:31 PM 7:31 – 7:42 Opening Remarks Attendees discussed their resepective days at work. 7:43 – 7:49 Beverage Discussion Steve asked Tara what she’d like to drink. Tara selected Becks. Steve ordered Budweiser. She was surprised by Steve’s choice, because she hadn’t drunk Budweiser since high […]

TestH2Ballpoint Pen Tech Support

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TECHIE: Tech Support, can I have your name and user address, please? CALLER: My pen just died for the third time today—my case number is: 27000003425F, as in Frank. TECHIE: Okay, I’m showing that your warranty is about to expire, Sir. Are you interested in a two-year extension, which would cover you for all future […]

TestH2Are You a ‘tennis person’?

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So you like to play tennis. You think it’s “fun” to hit from time to time; sometimes you even surprise yourself by hitting kind-of-not-terribly. You think you could be halfway decent if you set your mind to it. But who has the time? If any of this sounds familiar, then chances are you’re a tennis […]

TestH2What is “Fresh Hell”?

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We’re glad you asked. Fresh Hell is where the newest slices of Wry humor live. The Homepage is updated with new work about once a week. All the pieces on he Homepage are considered Fresh Hell, and as they move off of the Homepage, they remain in the Fresh Hell folder for about a month. […]

TestH2BREAKING: <em>The Conways!</em> Cancelled

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The Conways! Twitter’s first smash-hit series, has announced its cancellation. The show, which premiered in June of 2017, began as a darkly comedic update of the popular ‘90s show Carville & Matalin. Where the original series—about a married couple on opposing political teams—had a tongue-in-cheek tone, the couple at the center of the The Conways! […]