Now that wearing a face-mask has gone from public health measure to political statement, it’s only a matter of time before…
| BEHAVIOR | WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT YOU |
| Walking | Libtard. Why would you walk when you could drive/be driven? |
| Sneezing | Snowflake. Can’t you take a little dust in your nostrils? |
| Saying “thank you” | Limousine liberal. You think you’re better than everyone else? Well you’re not. |
| Wearing sunscreen | Politically correct. And we’re tired of it. |
| Stretching before exercise | Brainwashed. Simple as that. |
| Washing your hands | CNN-watcher. Can you stop feeding us this nonsense? |
| Showering | Nanny State. You can’t tell me what to do. |
| Eating salad | Socialist. If you like Canada so much, why don’t you move there? |
| Flossing | Antifa. This is America, yo. |
| Blinking | Deep State. Duh. |
| Dying | Hoaxed. You’ll stop at nothing, will you? |
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I’m still laughing.