A Logical Mansplanation

So, here’s the thing. Are you listening, because I’m not sure you’re listening, and my time is valuable—no, precious. My time is precious. See, time for you is just like, nothing. What’s a second or an hour for someone with your chromosomal composition? Two XXs? You’ve got all the time in the world. We XYs have to chop-chop, or before you know it, we’re dropping dead. And if you’re a guy like me, waking up dead with all this knowledge locked up would be a colossal waste. Not just for me, but for the world. Lookit, I can see you’re not grasping the core concept here. Fact of the matter, what it all boils down to at the end of the day is this: Men just know things, okay? It’s not our fault, it’s not “political” or whatever. It’s biology. Deal. ❑