Haiku Chain: Self-Employed

I am my own boss
annual reviews suck
looking for new job

Late to work again
alarm clock never went off
time to get new wife

Owe three months back rent
cat chained bedroom office door
no lap time for cat ❏

Peter Witt is a Retired University Professor, at least that’s what it said on my business card.


One Response

  1. Definitely sounds like you, Peter. Another gem! … but just how did the cat do that?! Lightly, Daniel

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